See who else is flying low .......
Scoot Spanish 150S, P2 donkey, metallic bronze. Oi, i need you in the pic next time, wearing ya T shirt!
Likes cross-dressing, petanque and watching the late night shopping channels. Plus the Spindles "Ten Shades Of Blue"
Famous for Actually owning THE Hipshaker 45 flag that his bro Neil fleeced from the first ever Hipshaker event at the I.O.W. Hes got it hanging up in his spare room!! That and sliding his V90 down the Main drag into Leicester many mornings ago - toolbox came open and out rolled his cheese sarnies n tools etc all over the road.
Picture Nice to see he doesn't tidy the garden up too ... and that he likes the odd BBQ. All together now...."I smell something in the air, you know it, smells like a Bar-B-Que"
Next Eightballer up is Marcus, Mr Grandline, founder of the Wisbech and March Full Circle SC - known as Goaty
Scoots Li Framebreather, metallic grey, big lovely orange Taffy lump. Maybe a GP too?
Likes baiting Mr Mathews, messing about in the water, food and then more food. Also rumours of an SS90 in Wisbech...can this be true?
Famous for invoking "Pirates Law" on the return leg of many a Rally ride, finding a TV175 speedo bezel for one groat and owning possibly the loudest Fresco exhaust ever. Once seen dancing to Northern but need to confirm with the grass.
Picture see how hilly it is round our way........? Scene from Men In Black 4 perhaps?
Now its El-Tel, Mr Roadie himself, the Ronnie Wood of Scootering, the Telmeister - Terry
Scoots - hell, too many to list, Vespa nut but has Lammies too!!
Likes scooters, biscuits, losing keys, losing glasses, parking vans and traffic wardens.
Famous for being on front cover of Scootering on his Custard Tart, miraculously appearing all over the UK and drinking alot of anything really. The original Mr Nice if you catch my drift......
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yep thats Weller with HIS arm around our Tel, and as for the one taken in 1969... why not spread some beans on yer shoes n invite yer trousers down for tea?
Next from Barcelona, Spain is Jimmy, James, or Hi Mate as the Sausages like to call him - spelt correctly as Jaime
Scoots all the Spanish S2's you could ever wish for, the odd vega and anything else he cares to open his back door for and find on the mean streets of town
Likes deals, trades, bartering and keeping European courier companies afloat in the recession! Plus an eye for the ladies......tut...tut.
Famous for having a famous Father, busting his nose on a Lambro headset and supplying tapas for the whole of the UK
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very casual indeed - jumper tied round waist, flip lid up ..... all he needs is a cerveza and a lie down and its Siesta time again. Manana Manana !
Nice Chrono thou J.
First Sheila up, spelt not Abbey, Abi, Abigail (except by stern Rents) its Abbie, or to me the Boss. Nuff said.
Scoots
whats hers is mine.
Likes wearing the open face lid, polka-dot top and pink shoes and posing as Penelope Pitstop on the scoot. Any non meat produce too. Oh and the Xbo conference.
Famous for performing the best running man in Norfolk, drinking more than me and surviving the Saddlebow Experience. That and being Princess Hunstanton once. Aided in the restoration of Grahams (see below) scoot
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Living but a stones throw from Eibar, Spain is Admiral Ackba of Star Wars fame, well with a name like Arkaitz its no wonder hes now the Admiral. P.S did i say he was actually from Eibar land?
Scoots
S2's, S3's etc, as usual for the Spanish guys - they live in the scooter land of milk and honey.
Likes paella, Rioja, olives, chorizo and gohonas- only joking. Rebel Alliance victories also go down well.
Famous for playing handball really well, like for money, or something like that, oh and being 38 foot tall. Get it!
Picture hmm all chevrons and 3 stripes, takes me back to Filbert Street, 1987, Farahs and Sergio Techini. Watch out for the Special gravel rash in those shorts thou mate.....
Frankie , not Knuckles or even going to Hollywood, but the man himself, from a place where the fog is so thick for 6 months of the year that you never see your feet. Northern Spain basically.
Scoots
more than any man deserves to own.
Likes most two wheeled vehicles, esp fond of big Brit Bikes. How odd!!
Famous for
painting the word Lambretta in enormous letters on the side of his own house whilst his Mrs was out shopping......nice! Scraping the racer opposite more times than a non-stick frying pan and finding a TV2 just asleep in an old pumping station by the side of the road -
"Heh Frankie, do you remember me?"
Picture yes that really is him - ooooooohh. Note the typical Lambretta hand hovering over the clutch lever just in case of the "Grippa"
Yes, you've seen him on yer tellybox, its Yarco's favourite son, the undisputed King of the grinder, burier of scoots, the Sausage
Scoots i don't even think he knows how many are lurking in that shed now - its alot like the Tardis,... except not blue, ...nor square....or a time machine. Easier to get in than out thou, bit like the England footie Team.
Likes
meat, potatoes and two veg, plenty of loud punk music, plenty of loud real ale and his slipper collection. Hates blasting.
Famous for
playing the bass in Ermintrudes Pogostick, carrying all manner of "get you home" goodies in his toolbox and quoted as saying that Dread is the only person he knows that is louder than a bands PA. Very famous in Brandon apparently.
Picture of his Sausagespeed flame tattoo, much better than Snoopy's anyway. Grinning in a way that only Vodka can make you........
Next up, a Barcelona boy is Rupinda, sorry Rupert, or is it Roberto. Now a Laredo lad he imports Sarees for a quick buck!
Scoots Linces linces linces, or are they lynxes? Hes partial to the odd Winter too but really deep down he can't resist a nice Curried GP.
Likes
pushbiking, eating out at.....yes Indian restaurants. GP bitza scoots are his downfall thou - he'll part with many a Rupee for one of these.....
Famous
for mastering the Spanish DVLA system - and hell theres alot of red tape there bro! Fixing almost the unfixable, which is handy as he drives Land Rovers. Always being on a plane and building engines in between secret rendez-vous's. My guess he works for the Indian Secret Service!
Picture send me one then ??
Spiriting up in the queue is Casper - James, is he real, does he exist or is he just a figment of Jaimes imagination?. Said to haunt the northern town of Durham
Scoots Its all a mystery. Has he a TV 2 or 3 or both. I know hes got an LD and an S2 so thats fact!
Likes
beer, the Law of the land, technical engineering and women .........tut tut again! Fatal combo in my eyes, you'll need a firm grasp of the Law if you mix beer n women!
Famous for
the longest Vega engine rebuild in modern times, a lovely rusturation and not actually really being anywhere ever. You try reaching him..go on...try......
Picture how do you snap a ghost?
Italy provides the next Eightballer, well Domodossola to be precise and Marco is his name.
Scoots Well what do you expect...lets just say his wife got him a near pristine original DL125 as his wedding present. Probably only cost 5 pizzas and a drum of Olive Oil.
Likes
Football and being a Sampdoria hooligan. Must also like the snow as he lives in it 5 months of the year! Well saves on tyres and petrol i guess.
Famous
for taking 2 days off from work to go pick up a scooter in Switzerland for a guy in Sicily that he didn't even know.
Picture Where do you begin with that picture. Obviously mad as a box o' frogs !!!!!!!
Engerlaand is the home of our next intrepid flyer - Nick or rather his acid tongued keyboard pseudonym - "Cezeta" ... ......". ??
Scoots Hmmm..Zundapp Bella, J Startstream, a Vega and a Japanese Primmy with indicators etc. A curious mix wouldn't you say?
Likes
Talking. About politics, cylinder kits and listening to Oi music all at the same time whilst building a bitza from old......................bits!
Famous for
his unique sense of humour. Won a custom show cos he had a really old shopping tray on his scooter. Oh forgot, he married Kylie Minogue from Oz. Reckon that makes him Jason Donovan then.
Picture c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon
Still to add Adam, Mel, Mark, Linda, Ju, Sophie, Julian, Greg, Steff ....... I NEED PICS THOU !!!!
